HILARIOUS! MUST READ

I couln't stop laughing while reading. it's so funny.

Going Home

Wah Lau! I wish I can go home like this way man, it's so "xxxxing" enjoyable.

男人最花心的四個時期

有人说，十个男人九个花，仅有的差异也只是一个机会和胆量的问题。那么，先了解他们“作案”的时间，好防微杜渐，把那些小火苗扼杀在襁褓中吧。

婚姻进入高原期
说明:
从体制上说，婚姻有点“铁饭碗”之嫌，特别是经过从恋爱到婚姻的初级阶段后，对方的感情热到一定程度后势必会进入一个相对平淡的时期，没有过多的波澜起伏，男人那种喜新厌旧的本能便蠢蠢动，尽管对方未必有分居或离婚的意思。
点评:
实际上更多的婚外恋发生在新认识的两人身上，早年情人的旧情复燃，只有在至少一方的婚姻亮红灯的情况下发生的可能性较大。

其实，婚姻就是过日子，维持婚姻的最大力量是责任心和生活上的互相尊重和需要。婚姻确实需要感情，但跟恋爱时毕竟是两种状态，正如当音乐迷跟当DJ的区别。

失意的时候
说明:
男人在失意的时候，最需要的是从女人那儿得到肯定，依靠女人的温情来放松自己，进而重建自己的信心，假如这个男人缺少一位能与他水乳交融的伴侣，那么此时他是很希望有别的女人“乘虚而入的，甚至随便找一个他平时不屑于亲近的女人。假若有一个平时一直心仪于他的女人去主动安慰他，那么是很容易发生点什么的。
点评：
男人脆弱的时候很像一个孩子，而女人天生就是当母亲的好手，男人感情上的升华有时在他最为脆弱的时候完成。

暴富之后
说明：
这种人往往并非花花公子或天生好色的那种，但至少是金钱使他的男性本能霎时膨胀了。他们早年的生活很可能比一般人来得灰暗，情场上的失意也很令他们耿耿于怀。

他们利用自己的金钱不断制造艳遇，只是出于一种弥补心理，艳遇的次数往往作为他们体现“成就感”的标准。至少爱情之类的说法，对他们而言很可能只是一个笑话。
点评：
富人该承担什么样的社会责任，好像已到了发动全民来讨论这个问题的时候了。

忽然撤掉了那道篱笆
说明：
本来就互相有好感，或者一方甚至双方已生出情愫，但只是保持着普通朋友关系，一次偶然的机会，为双方创造了条件：一不小心就突然进入了状态，迷糊中两人突破了界限……
点评：
在机会来临时，女人总会显得犹豫不决，但男人往往会抓住机会主动出击。机会主义的男人有时也确实能给女人一个意外的惊喜，但更多的时候他们并不想为自己的一时冲动承担任何责任。

Don't Name Me Wrongly

Advise: Please learn how to write your name properly. hahaha...

Latest Christmas carol for 2008

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

It's hitting you once,
It's hitting you twice
It doesn't care if you've been careful and wise
Recession is coming to town

It's worthless if you've got shares
It's worthless if you've got bonds
It's safe when you've got cash in hand
So keep cash for goodness sake ... HEY

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town!

Finance products are confusing
Finance products are so vague
The banks make you bear the cost of risk
So keep out for goodness sake ... OH

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

Diabetes Treatment

I got this article from a friend, i think it's useful to diabetes patient.


Please note that another name for Lady Finger (Bhindi ) is "OKRA".

Last month in one of TV program I learnt of a treatment of Sugar (Diabetes). Since I am diabetic, I tried it and it was very useful and my Sugar is in control now. In fact I have already reduced my medicine.

Take two pieces of Lady Finger (Bhindi) and remove/cut both ends of each piece. Also put a small cut in the middle and put these two pieces in glass of water. Cover the glass and keep it at room temperature during night. Early morning, before breakfast simply remove two pieces of lady finger (bhindi) from the glass and drink that water.

Keep doing it on daily basis.

Within two weeks, you will see remarkable results in reduction of your SUGAR.

My sister has got rid of her diabetes. She was on Insulin for a few years, but after taking the lady fingers every morning for a few months, she has stopped Insulin but continues to take the lady fingers every day. But she chops the lady fingers into fine pieces in the night, adds the water and drinks it all up the next morning. Please. try it as it will not do you any harm even if it does not do much good to you, but U
have to keep taking it for a few months before U see results, as most
cases might be chronic.

婚姻是個什麼東西

在进行了长达5年马拉松奔跑后，终于到了谈婚论嫁的时间了，感觉就好像是进行一出死刑的判决一样，感觉好像把自己给卖了。也许话说的很难听，可是这就是我的感受.

一年又一年，到最好就是一种责任，我不怕责任，可是一想想就感觉怕怕的，也许自己不适合结婚，只是一直的谈恋爱吗？钱老说:围城里的人想出来，围城外的人想进去。如果有可能，我则是想站在围城的城墙上观望，再观望。我在上面抉择，真的难。

婚姻是一本书，我翻开了第一页就要和她一起继续的翻下去，直到最后我或者是她翻到最后的一页。这本书好看不好看我不知道，只是感觉恋爱是书的封面很精彩，里面的内容就是婚姻一样，我不敢去看，不敢去想，到了这个时候了，我在边缘犹豫着，她在等待着，一切的一切都是那么的茫然，那么的无知。

不知道为什么，婚姻对于我来说好像是一把枷锁，无形的，也是有形的。茫茫人海我和她相遇，相知，相爱，结果是什么，一切都不能免俗，就是结婚，就是婚姻，上帝是公平的，也是不公平的，让两个人被一道无形的咒锁着。有的人感觉是一道彩虹，也许我的感觉就是那猴子头上戴的紧箍咒。

婚姻到底是什么？我想着，也同时茫然着。我幻想着，也同时害怕着。我期望着，也同时拒绝着。我等待着，也同时被迫着。婚姻？到底是个什么东西？？？

Smart Parrot

The Bird is cleverer than human

Aqua Fair KL 08

I brought my daughter to AquaFair last saturday, she enjoyed the Exhibition.







This is the Champion Arowana

This fish had sold at RM8,888

Logo Design Trend

By Bill Gardner

Trend-watching, until recently, has largely been an exercise in watching connections form between direct associations. Photoshop releases a new filter, and voila - entire raft of logos take on that effect. A particular illustration style is featured in a successful advertising campaign or movie, and in what seems like minutes, the flavor of that art starts to enhance corporate identities.

Periodically, something truly surprising and unexpected pops up. Finding those little treasures are one of the great perks of categorizing 27,000 logos, as LogoLounge and a talented panel of judges just did in preparation for our fourth book. But there's always that natural undercurrent of influence that touches this design and that, a drift of scent, a faint change in air temperature. It's there, but almost not.

This year, however, it seems as though there has been a change in the nature of trends themselves. Instead of a hub-to-spoke relationship in which trends fan out from a central source, prevailing tendencies in logo design now seem to send out long underground runners that poke through the dirt in unrelated, unexpected places, anywhere in the world. It's harder and harder to trace the rhizomatous spread of ideas anymore - which truly is a good thing.

Loops

Continuous bands, yes, but not all of these marks have that certain mojo of the Mobius strip. Moving away from the universal sign of infinity, this group of logos seems to celebrate the flow of a closed cycle. No doubt more than a few rubber bands were called into action for their modeling services, but a ribbon-like figure was not mandatory.

There is something personal about the lack of perfect symmetry displayed here. The flexible nature of these logos signifies the ability to transform to meet the needs of the moment. Some appear to be snapshots of motion captured in a millisecond, of an object tense with energy.

The Peugeot 307 loop reflects the profile of that specific car but also seems to hover weightlessly above the ground. The chromed appearance of the mark takes on a surrealistic quality while conveying a certain technical prowess as well.

1. Lippincott for IBM & Freescale 2. Angelini Design for Peugeot International 3. Miriello Grafico, Inc. for Qualcomm 4. Double Brand for Long term car rent

Strobe
Animation in the static environment of print is challenging at best, but with some sequential stop-motion images, a solution is at hand. Remember those flip-books that with a riffle played out a short animation? Now, take the images, place them on a single surface, and this is the result. These marks have a slinky-like, fluid nature that lends a graceful aesthetic to their associated companies.

The Nikon logo crafted by Interbrand some years ago may have signaled the introduction of this process with a major brand. Sprint's adoption of Lippincott's logo, a representation of the stop-motion animation of pin dropping, opened the gates for deeper exploration and solutions in a similar vein. Nokia Siemens' new animated logo, created by Moving Brands, successfully plays out the strobe concept when adapted to print.

1. Interbrand for Nikon 2. Moving Brands for Nokia Siemens Networks 3. Lippincott for UMW 4. Lippincott for Sprint

Global Expansion
What a refreshing outlook this trend presents. Time was that any company involved in international commerce gave some passing consideration to a globe as their logo. It's a solution that has become terribly challenging to address with an original perspective. These logos at least have the honesty to step back and say, "Hey, we may not be fully global yet, but give us time." All of these marks rely on a centric pattern that diminishes at the edge and then warps out to wrap the sphere in symbolic expansion.

Cato Purnell Partner's diverse group of solutions for Dubai Airport succinctly communicates a key message. Commerce, travel, and tourism have made Dubai a true crossroad for international travelers, and this world-class logo has found a unique way to express the point. Using the Islamic sacred symbol of an octagram, or eight-pointed star, the logo starts to envelope the global sphere with its spreading tile mosaic. The dissemination of a culture is no accidental message in this mark.

1. Lippincott for XOHM 2. Cato Purnell Partners for Dubai International 3. Futurebrand BC&H for Transpiratininga 4. FIRON for Novatel

How To Make Kissing Romantic

A girl always ask "How can I make my kissing more romantic? And how can I make myself a better kisser?"

There is only one way to make your kissing more romantic and that is to use your imagination. But, that being said, there are a thousand different things you could do once your imagination gets going. Just think what would be romantic for you. Usually this involves being together with the one you love, being close and communicating romantically. Togetherness involves privacy because if you're on a public street it's more difficult to focus on your partner. So think of places like a park, a beach at sunset, or — a cruise ship. Hey, the idea of an ocean cruise sounds romantic to me! If you can't get on a real cruise, well, you could talk about planning one with your partner. Anticipation is part of the fun.

Being close involves proximity. You want to be close enough to give him a playful punch on the arm or close enough, in other words, to touch. If you're this close you're either being very romantic or wrestling.

Communicating romantically means plenty of eye contact, maintaining a good sense of humor and smiling. Learn a few jokes and spring them on your lover when you're together. All these things will make your kisses romantic.

As to how to improve your kissing, don't just do French kisses. Try lip kisses, neck and ear kisses, sliding and upside-down kisses, lip-o-suction, biting kisses and any others your imagination can devise on the spur of the moment. In this way you'll expand your kissing abilities and have more fun too.

初戀

这纯洁的爱情,发芽在那一年
暴雨后的夏天,空气变得新鲜

偷偷给你的信件,寄托着我的爱恋
你害羞红着脸,把爱深埋心里面

我紧握你的手,想要你永远在我的世界
我站在你身边,愿陪你走到生命的终点

我和你躲在爱的屋檐,不管刮风下雨天
只要在两人的空间,全世界都被催眠

我和你躲在爱的房间,不管宇宙有多远
只要爱在两人心间,永远也不会疲倦

爱情是淘气的错觉,把你我分隔两边
转身瞬间湿了双眼,发现你不在身边

我和你走在爱的边缘,泪水湿透双眼
是我误会了爱的感觉,让你也受牵连

两个人的爱走到终点,让彼此更了解
从此没有了你的世界,我也消失不见

爱情是真实的谎言,把你我骗得晕眩
下定决心不再眷恋,只把你埋藏心间

我对你的思念,那纯洁的爱恋
都是属于我们的初恋

爱情
唉,情...

Oil below $50 on fears of prolonged slowdown / 国际油价跌破50美元创三年半新低

Oil prices plunged over $3 Thursday, briefly dipping below $50 a barrel as 16-year high US unemployment figures and plummeting stock markets caused investors to price in lower crude demand.

Light, sweet crude for December delivery was down $3.25 to $50.37 a barrel in electronic trading on the New York Mercantile Exchange by early afternoon in Europe.

Crude briefly dipped below $50 for the first time since Jan 18, 2007 when prices struck $49.91, just a penny above the 2007 low.

On Wednesday, the contract fell 77 cents to settle at $53.62.

In London, January Brent crude fell $2.89 to $48.83 on the ICE Futures exchange.

Markets worried that a steep economic slowdown would cut demand for oil.

"People are saying this slowdown could be the worst since the Great Depression," said Toby Hassall, an analyst with investment firm Commodity Warrants Australia in Sydney. "There's definitely fear out there that it's going to be pretty severe."

由于全球经济衰退导致能源需求持续下降，国际油价20日创下三年半来新低，纽约市场油价跌破每桶50美元。

当天，纽约商品交易所12月份交货的轻质原油期货价格下跌4美元，收于每桶49．62美元，是自2005年5月以来的最低水平。伦敦国际石油交易所1月份交货的北海布伦特原油期货价格下跌3．64美元，收于每桶48．08美元。

随着金融危机对实体经济的影响加重，投资者担心能源需求会下降，这是导致近来国际油价大跌的主要原因。国际油价在过去5个交易日中连续下跌。由于美国上周原油商业库存增幅大于市场预期，纽约市场油价20日一开盘即大幅跳水，迅速跌至每桶50美元以下。

20日盘中，随着纽约股市三大指数在美国上周失业人数创16年来新高等负面经济数据影响下全线暴跌，纽约市场油价在短暂回弹后一路走低，盘中最低跌至每桶48．64美元。

Stop Eating Pringles

Please take note…

For those who don't know Chinese:

The chemical used in Pringles is also used in hair-perm chemical, a very harmful chemical even on a very insignificant quantity (will cause kidney cancer), adult shouldn't consume more than 0.01g per day while children not more than 0.003g!

Product called back from all HK markets & banned in USA!!

It contains cancer causing ingredient for those who don't read Chinese!

STOP EATING PRINGLES NOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Oh... I feel hungry

Why have to suffer?

EPF 8% Means Paying More Income Tax

Looks like the cons is greater than the pros…And I thought it was to help us out with the economy down turn. Mana tau, it was to help them have more CASH in THEIR pocket instead…
Now finally I truly understand the Malaysian motto – MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!

Assume monthly basic salary is RM4000.
- If your monthly EPF contribution is 11% (RM440),
taxable income = RM3560, income tax payable = RM77.
- If your monthly EPF contribution is 8% (RM320),
taxable income = RM3680, income tax payable = RM109.

Conclusion :

If you choose to contribute 8%, you will end up paying more income tax to the government, which will make the government richer. Finance Minister Najib said this measure is meant to boost up the slow-down market, but from this example wee see that the money does not go into the market. Instead the money goes direct into the government's pocket through the greater amount of income tax that we will have to pay. Obviously this measure does not help the market at all. Do we still want this kind of government that doesn't have the best interest of the people in mind?

Exploring Taiwan's Night Markets

Taiwan nightmarket is great hangout place, if I have chance to go to Taiwan, I'll visit and ofcourse, will bring Ah Pian a banana.

Fat Cat Keep Fit

This is quite funny, enjoy it.

Pork Luncheon Meat Banned

I think its time we really have to go VEGETARIAN….


There goes the world's yummiest luncheon pork.
Banned Can Food!
Cancer-causing antibiotic found in popular luncheon pork





SINGAPORE- The agent of a popular mainland canned pork product has initiated a recall and suspended sales after tests showed a sample contained a cancer-causing antibiotic.
The Centre for Food Safety yesterday revealed this after laboratory tests showed a sample of Shanghai Ma Ling B2 340g pork luncheon meat (less sodium) was found to have traces of nitrofurans.
The batch number is B2 5 for the product, which carries a best-before date of December 26, 2009 . According to the sole agent, the canned pork was imported on only two occasions - last December and January this year. The scare spread when Singapore 's Agri -Food and Veterinary Authority detected carcinogenic traces in a consignment of canned pork from Ma Ling and Gulong food processing factories.
These brands have been banned from entering Singapore since August 2007 for containing nitrofurans( an antibiotic for pigs)
Chinese Malaysians pls be cautious !-
Including Portuguese Malaysians (and Indians!) who enjoy this Luncheon Pork.

Pretty Woman

It's not easy to be an attractive... So "Cham" one ohh... Don't worry, try this Sealact Tuna, it can help you to maintain your good fit body.

Japanese Mall Fountain

I got this video clip from a friend, see how Japanese combined the art and technology in the fountain, it's amazing.

My Princess Latest Photos

My Princess with her Twin Aunties, see, do they look like Power Puff Girls? Haha... they always call themselves PowerPuff Girls and I'm the MoMo JoJo... so bad.....

A Close-Up shot on My Darling Face, Lucky her eyes not same as me.


A Sweet Posing.

The Life in Kenya

Space Mission

Space shuttle Edeavour and a crew of 7 blasted into the night sky Friday, bound the international space station.

Thousand Goddess of Mercy

On November 12, arrives at the Algerian country theater from the Chinese disabled person art group's artists, has brought splendidly “thousand Goddess of Mercy” for here audiences the performance. 11月12日，来自中国残疾人艺术团的艺术家们来到阿尔及利亚国家剧院，为这里的观众们带来了精彩的“千手观音”表演。


Amazing and pleasing to the eyes. 美轮美奂


Goddess of Mercy present world. 观音现世


Can you imagine them to have the hearing aspect flaw? 你能想象她们有听力方面的缺陷吗？

Some Techie Tips

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.

Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

A. The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112.*
If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out.**

B. Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does you car have remote keys? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you locked your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk). Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"

C. Hidden Battery power (only applicable to Nokia phones though).
Imagine your cell battery is very low , you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restarwith this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

D. How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

How Malaysian Do Business

1) Korean Man said, 'I build 2nd bridge need 300K; 100K for material, 100K for handwork, 100K for profit.'

2) American Man said, 'I build 2nd bridge need 600K; 200K for material, American's material da best, 200K for handwork, American's handwork da best, 200K for profit, American's living standard high.'

3) Malaysian Man said, 'I build 2nd bridge need 900K…'
Mr asked, 'Why yours so expensive?'

4) Malaysian Man answered, 'I take 300K, you take 300K, the balance 300K give Korean Man to build the bridge…'

It's so cute!

THIS WOMAN IN THE VIDEO FOUND THIS LION INJURED IN THE FOREST READY TO DIE.
SHE TOOK THE LION WITH HER AND NURSED THE LION BACK TO HEALTH. WHEN THE LION WAS BETTER SHE MADE ARRANGEMENTS WITH A ZOO TO TAKE THE LION AND GIVE IT A NEW AND HAPPY HOME.

THIS VIDEO WAS TAKEN WHEN THE WOMAN AFTER SOME TIME WENT TO GO VISIT THE LION TO SEE HOW HE WAS DOING.

WATCH THE LION'S REACTION WHEN HE SEES HER. AMAZING!!!!!

Let's dive off ... to get married!

A groom kisses his bride during an underwater wedding ceremony.


A bride and a groom gesture during an underwater wedding ceremony.


A bride and a groom bow to each other during an underwater wedding ceremony.



A groom goes down on one knee in front of his bride during an underwater wedding ceremony.



A bride and a groom gesture during an underwater wedding ceremony held at an aquarium in Hefei, East China's Anhui Province November 8, 2007. The aquarium was rented for a wedding ceremony for 5,990 yuan ($877).